I don’t really like Adele.
(Source: translucent-moons, via dwight-you-ignorant-slut)
The idea of going bowling with my boyfriend’s ex makes me sick to my stomach.
I hope Rick Santorum finally musters up the courage to come out to his loved ones, but they all ruin his big moment by brushing him off and saying, “We already knew!”
She also lives within a few miles from Robert’s house. And she’s out from college for the summer and she’ll be like, Ooo Robert wanna come hang out with me bc we’re franssss~*~*~* UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
His ex works so close to where I live too. She works on my stepsister’s mom’s event facility. What if I’m driving home and we’re both stopped at a light side by side and she waved at me ugh I would shrivel in disgust because I would wave back and UGH UGH UGH.


